Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All

⭐ Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All is set to rock The Clapham Grand in London with an evening of side-splitting comedy and magical moments you won't want to miss!

Highlights

🎤 Dan Tiernan's latest stand-up comedy show with magical rocks in tow
📍 Held at The Clapham Grand, an iconic London venue
⭐ Named one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices by the Guardian
📺 As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown

General Info

📅 Date & Time: select your date & time directly in the ticket selector
⏱️ Duration: 3h
📍 Location: The Clapham Grand, 21-25 St John's Hill, London SW11 1TT, UK
♿ Accessibility: For detailed accessibility information, please visit here
👤 Age requirement: This is an 16+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Description

Dan Tiernan returns to The Clapham Grand with his new show, Quartz And All. Expect an evening filled with laughter and the unique ferocity that made him a hit at the Edinburgh Festival. Armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage, and a rose quartz, Dan's performance promises to be loud, inventive, and visceral. Don't miss this chance to see one of comedy’s most compelling new voices live on stage. Get your tickets now to experience an unforgettable night of stand-up comedy!

Frequently asked questions

What do I do if I have a question about the venue?

Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here. For further information about the show, timings, age restrictions or general questions, please contact Team Grand at info@claphamgrand.com detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question.

I have questions about access, where can I get the information I need?

Our Upstairs Bar is not wheelchair accessible & you will need to take 8 flights of stairs to the 5th floor. For PA tickets or seat reservations for access reasons, contact us before purchasing tickets at 020 7223 6523 or access@claphamgrand.com. Office hours are 9am-5.30pm Mon – Sat.

What can I expect in terms of flashing lights, loud noises and other similar elements?

There may be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, and balloon drops. If you have any concerns, contact us for further assistance to ensure a safe experience.

I have already purchased my tickets & have questions about the tickets themselves.

For ticketing enquiries, contact DICE via their Help Desk. If questions remain, email info@claphamgrand.com.

What is 'unallocated' seating?

Unallocated seating means seats are on a first-come, first-served basis within your ticket area. We never sell more tickets than seats available.

Getting there

The Clapham Grand

21-25 St Johns Hill, SW11 1TT

Clapham Junction

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6:30 pm Stalls (Unallocated Seating) £24.84

- INCLUDES ONE TICKET, GIVING ENTRY FOR ONE PERSON, TO THE STALLS LEVEL OF THE VENUE - PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS UNALLOCATED SEATING AND WORKS ON A FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED BASIS. PLEASE ARRIVE WITH YOUR GROUP TO ENSURE YOU CAN BE SAT TOGETHER AND MAKE SURE YOU ALL HAVE TICKETS FOR THE SAME AREA (STALLS or CIRCLE or UPPER CIRCLE) - STALLS SEATING IS A COMBINATION OF BLACK FOLDING CHAIRS, BACKED & UNBACKED HIGH STOOLS. - THIS TICKET DOES NOT APPLY TO TABLES - PLEASE ALL ARRIVE TOGETHER IN YOUR GROUP WITH YOUR TICKETS ACTIVATED AND READY FOR SCANNING - INCLUDES £1 VENUE RESTORATION LEVY

6:30 pm Royal Box for Three £37.67

- INCLUDES ENTRY FOR UP TO THREE PEOPLE, IN YOUR OWN PRIVATE BOX OVERLOOKING THE STAGE - IF YOU BOOK MULTIPLE BOXES, WE WILL TRY OUR BEST TO PUT YOU NEXT TO EACH BUT CANNOT ALWAYS GUARANTEE - PLEASE ALL ARRIVE TOGETHER IN YOUR GROUP WITH YOUR TICKETS ACTIVATED AND READY FOR SCANNING - DUE TO THE ANGLE OF THE ROYAL BOX THERE MAY BE SOME SIGHTLINE ISSUES TO ANY VISUALS USED ON THE BACK OF THE STAGE - INCLUDES £1 RESTORATION FEE

6:30 pm Royal Box for Four £28.24

- INCLUDES ENTRY FOR UP TO FOUR PEOPLE, IN YOUR OWN PRIVATE BOX OVER OVERLOOKING THE STAGE - IF YOU BOOK MULTIPLE BOXES, WE WILL TRY OUR BEST TO PUT YOU NEXT TO EACH BUT CANNOT ALWAYS GUARANTEE - PLEASE ALL ARRIVE TOGETHER IN YOUR GROUP WITH YOUR TICKETS ACTIVATED AND READY FOR SCANNING - DUE TO THE ANGLE OF THE ROYAL BOX THERE MAY BE SOME SIGHTLINE ISSUES TO ANY VISUALS USED ON THE BACK OF THE STAGE - INCLUDES £1 RESTORATION FEE

6:30 pm Circle (Unallocated Seating) £20.31

- INCLUDES ONE TICKET, GIVING ENTRY FOR ONE PERSON, TO THE CIRCLE LEVEL OF THE VENUE - YOU WILL NEED TO BE ABLE TO TAKE THE STAIRS TO GET TO THE CIRCLE AREA - PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS UNALLOCATED SEATING AND WORKS ON A FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED BASIS. PLEASE ARRIVE WITH YOUR GROUP TO ENSURE YOU CAN BE SAT TOGETHER AND MAKE SURE YOU ALL HAVE TICKETS FOR THE SAME AREA (STALLS or CIRCLE or UPPER CIRCLE) - CIRCLE SEATING IS A COMBINATION OF BLACK FOLDING CHAIRS, BACKED & UNBACKED HIGH STOOLS & BACKED SOFA STYLE SEATING. - PLEASE NOTE SOME SEATS IN THE CIRCLE ARE RESTRICTED VIEW - THIS TICKET DOES NOT APPLY TO TABLES - PLEASE ALL ARRIVE TOGETHER IN YOUR GROUP WITH YOUR TICKETS ACTIVATED AND READY FOR SCANNING - INCLUDES £1 VENUE RESTORATION LEVY