The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical

⭐Description
The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical tells the story of our heroine, Holly, an overworked city executive forced to return to her quirky hometown to help her mother run the family business. Holly reunites with Mark, an old flame (who is now the local Sheriff!) and discovers the town’s long-running cookie contest cheating conspiracy involves a moose on the loose. As Holly juggles romance, small-town drama, and a looming corporate merger, she learns that love and community might matter more than work. Packed with immersive holiday moments and original pop songs such as “Tariffs for Christmas” and “It Feels Like Christmas Because it is Christmas”, the show offers a playful twist on the classic holiday movies you already know and love.

⏰ GRAB THE LAST SEATS: Come for the romance, stay for the absolute chaos. It’s camp, it’s dramatic, and it’s about to end ✨
*Tickets start at $29 for select available sessions

Highlights
😂 Laugh at the lovable clichés of made-for-TV holiday romances
🎄 Experience a festive world where chaos meets Christmas charm
🎶 Enjoy original songs, absurd twists, and magical snowfalls on cue

General Info
📅 Date: November 20, 2025 – January 4, 2026
🕒 Time: 2:00 p.m., 6:30 p.m., 7:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.
⏳ Duration: 90 minutes (with no intermission)
📍 Location: The Royal Theatre - 608 College Street, Toronto, Ontario
👤 Age requirement: All ages are welcome! However, some humour may be more appropriate for ages 16 and up.
♿ Accessibility: accessible seats are available (N 201 to 204 and U 301-302)
💰 Price: ticket prices will start at $39
🎁 Gift memories to someone special! Purchase a gift card for The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical here
❓ Please consult the FAQs of this experience here
🚘 Parking: Visitors can find parking both underground and at street level with ‘Green P’ parking within a two-minute walk of the venue. Below-ground and above-ground Green P lots are accessible via Clinton St., just north of College and Clinton Streets. The 506 Carlton streetcar also stops nearby at Grace and College.

👥 Group Bookings:
For groups of 6 or more, please contact Lori@FirstClassGroupTickets.com or call 647-201-3349 to book your tickets with a special discount today.

⭐ The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical flips festive clichés on their head. Expect carols, cookies, and complete Christmas chaos.