⭐ SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw is a brilliant combination of killer comedy and twisted romance, turning cinema's most iconic horror trap into a laugh-out-loud musical parody you'll never see coming.
The Experience
🎫 Waitlist for SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw
✔ Join the waitlist and get exclusive access to pre-sale tickets before they are released to the public
🚨 Tickets will go on public sale on Tuesday, September 16! 🚨
Highlights
🎭 A bold parody blending Saw’s intense horror with raunchy comedy and an unexpected love story
🔪 Explicit sexual humor, simulated gore, and intense strobe effects — not for the faint-hearted
🎶 Like Little Shop of Horrors meets Avenue Q, pushing boundaries on sexuality and life
🩸 Fans of Saw will love the clever references and twisted love story
🏆 Praised as a “Gay Cult Classic” with hilarious absurdity and genuine affection for the original series
General Info
📅 Date & time: To be announced!
⏳ Duration: 2 hours (includes a 15-minute intermission)
📍 Location: Alberta Abbey Mainstage, 126 NE Alberta St, Portland, OR 97211
👤 Age requirement: Suitable for mature audiences only (contains explicit content, strobe lighting, and simulated gore)
🔪 Food & Drinks: Food & drinks are available for purchase including pizza and full bar, as well other concessions. Outside food/drinks are not permitted in the Theater.
♿ Accessibility: The venue is ADA accessible - Accessible parking is available on the Mallory Avenue side of the building. The Mallory Avenue entrance includes a ramp that leads directly into the main theater. Because we are a historic building, the built-in ramp is steeper than current ADA standards. We understand that this may not work for everyone, and our team is always available to assist and do everything we can to support guests who would like to attend. Please reach out to the Alberta Abbey in advance if you have a concern about ADA seating.
♿ Animals/Pets are not permitted to accompany guest. Although, Service animals are permitted, they must fit in front of or under the seat purchased or an additional adjacent seat must be purchased. Service animals must not disrupt the performance at any time.
💰 Tickets: Starting from $37
❓ Check out the FAQs for this experience here
Description
One of the most thought-provoking horror films of all time is now a musical parody! SAW The Musical hilariously reenacts the original’s bathroom trap scene where Lawrence Gordon and Adam Stanheight meet for the first time. Will they follow the twisted rules and escape the deadly game? Filled with fluidity, laughs, and lots of fluids, this show is a boundary-pushing love story with sharp wit and nods to Saw fans. Expect a wild ride blending horror, humor, and heartfelt moments, perfect for fans who want to laugh their way through this classic’s legacy. Join the waitlist now and don’t miss the ticket release!


























