⭐ Aboard the Hispaniola, Drunk Pirates turns a treasure hunt into rum-soaked theatrical chaos where every slurred monologue could send the crew overboard.
Highlights
🎭 Format: a high-energy comedy with one lead actor drinking rum
🏴☠️ Follow Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver aboard the Hispaniola
⚔️ Watch alliances crumble, sword fights erupt, and planks become possibilities
🍹 Expect slurred monologues, looming treasure, and a rare comedy night
General Info
📅 Date & Time: select your date & time directly in the ticket selector
⏱️ Duration: 90 minutes, no intermission
📍 Location: The Sage Theater, 1100 13th St NW Suite 105, Washington, DC
♿ Accessibility: the venue is ADA-compliant
👤 Age requirement: 21+ with valid physical photo ID
🗣️ Language: English
Description
Step into The Sage Theater as the Hispaniola sets sail and Drunk Pirates throws Treasure Island gloriously off course. Jim Hawkins chases the gold, Long John Silver schemes, and one rum-soaked lead actor keeps the voyage wobbling toward disaster.
Swordplay, collapsing alliances, and plank-side panic turn the hunt for X into a singular, unforgettable comedy ride. Get your tickets now for the Drunk Pirates in Washington DC, DC!
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