Drunk Pirates

⭐ Step aboard for Drunk Pirates, the high-seas spectacle where the rum is real and the script is optional! Watch in awe (and hilarity) as a professional actor takes five shots of rum before attempting to perform a major role in the classic tale of Treasure Island.

Highlights
🏴‍☠️ A chaotic, booze-fueled twist on Captain Flint’s hunt for lost treasure
🥃 One professional actor performs completely intoxicated—chaos is guaranteed
🗡️ Experience shifting alliances, sword fights, and slurred monologues in real-time
🍹 Sip on craft cocktails while you watch the voyage slip hilariously off course
🎭 No two journeys are ever the same in this unpredictable interactive theatre experience

General Info
📍 Location: The Emerald Theatre
📅 Date and time: Choose directly in the ticket selector
⏳ Duration: 90 minutes (no intermission)
👤 Age requirement: 21+ with valid physical photo ID
♿ Accessibility: The venue is ADA accessible 

Description
Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional but a sense of humor is mandatory! As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with the legendary Long John Silver, the mission is simple: find the gold. However, with one lead actor deep into a bottle of rum, the "treasure" becomes the least of the crew's worries. Alliances will crumble, sword fights will ensue, and the plank is always a possibility in this high-energy comedy. Whether you're a landlubber or a seasoned sailor, you’ll enjoy a night of slurred monologues and inevitable mayhem. Will the cast reach the X that marks the spot, or will the rum sink the entire production? Get your tickets now!