★★★★★ The Force is STRONG with this one!
Empire Strips Back was everything I hoped for and more—twerking, stripping, lightsabers, and a Wookiee that can move. What a love letter to Star Wars, with just the right amount of nostalgia and… questionable life choices.
Only downside? The interesting trio in front of me, who were definitely having their own special viewing experience. And the seats? So crammed that I basically have a new family now. No room to blink, no room to escape the heavy breathing from the guy next to me.
But hey, who can complain when you're surrounded by hot Star Wars babes? 10/10, would awkwardly third-wheel again.