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- Discover San Francisco with the city's funniest, most imaginative storyteller!
- Enjoy unique folklore and fairytales by Clyde Always, a pro storyteller, published poet, and long-time resident. Think witches, wisemen, hobos, and hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!
- Explore the Mission, the Castro, and Duboce Triangle neighborhoods.
- Get the inside scoop on top eateries, parks, shops, street art, landmarks, and local architecture.
- Heads up! Some tales might be wildly unbelievable. Enjoy the fun of separating fact from fiction.
- It's a 2.2-mile (3.5 km) flat walk with one restroom stop.
- Note: This tour isn't family-friendly. Expect profanity and possibly a nudist.
- Guaranteed to entertain, excite, and uplift. An unforgettable experience awaits!
Get your tickets for Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour!
- Enjoy unique folklore and fairytales by Clyde Always, a pro storyteller, published poet, and long-time resident. Think witches, wisemen, hobos, and hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!
- Explore the Mission, the Castro, and Duboce Triangle neighborhoods.
- Get the inside scoop on top eateries, parks, shops, street art, landmarks, and local architecture.
- Heads up! Some tales might be wildly unbelievable. Enjoy the fun of separating fact from fiction.
- It's a 2.2-mile (3.5 km) flat walk with one restroom stop.
- Note: This tour isn't family-friendly. Expect profanity and possibly a nudist.
- Guaranteed to entertain, excite, and uplift. An unforgettable experience awaits!
Get your tickets for Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour!
Highlights
🗺️ Explore San Francisco's most iconic neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro, and the Duboce Triangle.
🎉 Be entertained by Clyde Always, a professional storyteller with hilarious and imaginative tales.
🌟 See beautiful street art, landmarks, and architecture while experiencing the city like a local.
What's included?
✔️ A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way.
✖️ Bottled water.
Places
- Mission Dolores
- Mission Dolores Park
- Harvey Milk Plaza
- Corona Heights
- Duboce Triangle
Additional Information
👶 Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller.
🐕 Service animals are allowed.
🚌 Public transportation options are available nearby.
💪 Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness.
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